Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Karl: You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony and it's only a matter of time until they find you out.
Homer: (gasps) Who told you? Simpson and Delilah...
Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?
Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album. Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
Kirk: What makes you guys so special? Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broke
a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine. A Milhouse Divided...
Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it? -- Homer Simpson I Love Lisa
Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome...
Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad so other kids will like you better?
Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you? The Telltale Head...
I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress 'em up, and make 'em reenact the Civil War!
Heh, heh, heh! -- Homer Simpson Homer the Grea...
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals.
Except the weasel. -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies away.
Bart and Lisa: Noooooo! Homer: Mainly your mother. Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
Homer: Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!
Homer's Brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater everyday, and -- Home...

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