Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!
-- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
Homer: No TV and No Beer Make Homer ... something something.
Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do! Treehouse of Horror V...
It all happened at the beginning of that turbulent decade known as the eighties.
Those were idealistic days: the candidacy of John Anderson, the rise of Supertramp....
Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life. -- Homer Simpson Burns, Baby Bu
Homer: I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt.
Bart: We've seen it, Dad. Homer at the Ba...
Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the right -- no, the duty -- to make a complete ass of myself.
-- Homer Simpson Dancin' Home...
Herb: I want you to help me design a car. A car for all the Homer Simpsons out there!
And I want to pay you two hundred thousand dollars a year!...
Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.
Bart: Who's in there? Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog....
Losers! Losers! Kiss my big Springfield behind, Shelbyville!
-- Homer Simpson Homer Loves Flande...
The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III...

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