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Natalie's Law of Algebra: You never catch on until after the test.
Nelson's Law: The better the four-wheel drive, the further away you'll be when you get stuck.
Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law: A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ten percent of the time
he last ten percent takes the other ninety percent....
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
No two identical parts are like.
Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results....
Norris's Law: The day of the big heat wave is the day the office air conditioning breaks down.
O'Brien's Law: Nothing is ever done for the right reasons.
O'Brien's Principle (The $357.73 Theory): Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by 5 or 10.
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