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Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry: Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.
Roberts's Axiom: Only errors exist. Berman's Corollary to Robert's Axiom
One man's error is another man's data....
Robertson's Law: Quality assurance doesn't.
The Rockefeller Principle: Never do anything you wouldn't get caught dead doing.
Roger's Law: As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
Davis's Explanation of Roger's Law: Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence....
The Roman Rule: The one who says it can't be done shouldn't interrupt the one doing it.
Rominger's Rules for Students: 1. The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.
2. The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it....
Ron's Observation: The scratch on the record is through the song you like mo
Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Ruckert's Law: There is nothing so small that it can't be blown out of proportion.

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