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Quantization Revision of Murphy's Law: Everything goes wrong all at once.
The Queue Principle: The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
Quile's Consultation Law: The job that pays the most will be offered when there is no time to deliver the services.
Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproduction: If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, eventually you will have two of them.
Reece's Second Law: The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional to the length of the passing zone.
Relativity for Children: Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle.
Rennie's Law of Public Transit: If you start walking, the bus will come when you are precisely halfway between stops.
Reverend Chichester's Law: If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
The Revolutionary Law: The sloppier the rebel uniform, the more likely the overthrow of the existing government.
Reynold's Law of Climatology: Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.

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