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Pantuso's First Law: The book you spent $14.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.
Park's Law of Insurance Rates and Taxes: Whatever goes us, stays up.
Parkinson's Law of Delay: Delay is the deadliest form of denial.
Parkinson's Law for Medical Research: Successful research attracts the bigger grant which makes further research impossible.
Parkinson's Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income.
Parkinson's Sixth Law: The progress of science varies inversely with the number of journals published.
Parson's Law of Passports: No one is as ugly as their passport photo.
The Party Law: The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.
Patry's Law: If you know something can go wrong, and take due precaution to prevent it, something else will go wrong.
Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor. Chapman's Commentary on Paul's Law
It takes children three years to learn Paul's Law....

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