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Ryan's Application of Parkinson's Law: Possessions increase to fill the space available for their storage.
The Sagan Fallacy: To say a human being is nothing but molecules and atoms is like saying a Shakespearean play is nothing but words and letters.
The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
Sartre's Observation: Hell is others.
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
The Sausage Principle: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
Savignano's Mail-Order Law: If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination....
Schmidt's Law: If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
Schnatterly's Summing Up of the Corollaries: If anything can't go wrong, it will.
Schopenhauer's Law of Entropy: If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage.
If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage....

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