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Murphy's Second Law for Husbands: The first time you go out after your wife's birthday, you will see the gift you gave her marked down fifty percent.
Corollary: If she's with you, she'll assume...
Murphy's Second Law for Wives: The snapshots you take of your husband are always more flattering than the ones he takes of you.
Murphy's Second Law of Construction: When taking something apart to fix a minor malfunction, you will cause a major malfunction.
Murphy's Third Law for Husbands: The gifts you buy your wife are never as appropriate as the gifts your neighbor buys his wife.
Murphy's Third Law for Wives: Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.
Murphy's Third Law of the Kitchen: The mixing bowl you need is always dirty.
Murray's Laws: 1. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
2. Never ask a salesman if his is a good price....
Murray's Rule of Football: The wrong quarterback is the one who's in there.
Naeser's Law: You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.
Nagler's Comment on the Origin of Murphy's Law: Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.

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