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Rudin's Law: In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.
Rudnicki's Nobel Principle: Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one else can understand it.
Rudnicki's Rule: That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your law and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
The Rule of Law: 1. If the facts are against you, argue the law.
2. If the law is against you, argue the facts. 3....
Rule of Political Promises: Truth varies.
Rule of the Great: When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
The Rule of the Rally: The only way to make up for being lost is to make record time while you are lost.
Rush's Rule of Gravity: When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the other coins will roll out of sight.
Russ' Law of Assembly: The one piece that holds the whole thing together will be missing.

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