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Pope's Law: Chipped dishes never break.
Porkingham's First Law of Sportfishing: The more tangled your line is, the better the fishing is around you.
Post's Managerial Observation: The inefficiency and stupidity of the staff corresponds to the inefficiency and stupidity of the management.
Poulsen's Prophesy: If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.
Price's First Law: If everybody wants it, nobody gets it.
Pridham's Law of Golf: The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it.
Priester's Law of Desire: The more you want it, the quicker the letdown after you get it.
Principle of Design Inertia: Any change looks terrible at first.
Pudder's Law: Anything that begins well, ends badly. Anything that begins badly, ends worse.
Python's Principle of TV Morality: There is nothing wrong with sex on television, just as long as you don't fall off.

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