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Schrimpton's Law of Teenage Opportunity: When opportunity knocks, you've got headphones on.
Seay's Law: Nothing ever comes out as planned.
Second Law for Freelance Artists: All rush jobs are due the same day.
Second Law of Applied Terror: The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong spelling.
Second Law of Class Scheduling: A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the following semester.
Second Law of Computer Programming: The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
Second Law of Final Exams: In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
Second Law of Gardening: Fancy gizmos don't work.
Second Law of Kitchen Confusion: Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it only makes it worse.

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