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O'Brien's Variation on Etorre's Observation: If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
Oliver's Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are!
Olivier's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Oppenheimer's Law: There is no such thing as instant experience.
O'Toole's Axiom: One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.
O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's law: Murphy was an optimist.
Owen's Law for Secretaries: As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
Owen's Theory of Organizational Deviance: Every organization has an allotted number of positions to be filled by misfits.
Corollary: Once a misfit leaves, another will be recruited....
Pam's Law of Group Insurance: The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.

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