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Spencer's Laws of Accountancy: 1. Trial balances don't.
2. Working capital doesn't. 3. Liquidity tends to run out. 4. Return on investments won't....
Spencer's Laws of Data: 1. Anyone can make a decision given enough facts.
2. A good manager can make a decision without enough facts....
Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming: Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
Steiner's Maxim: The fact that you do not know the answer does not meant that someone else does.
Stenderup's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.
Stewart's Law of Retroaction: It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Stitzer's Vacation Principle: When packing for a vacation, take half as much clothing and twice as much money.
Stockmayer's Theorem: If it looks easy, it's tough.
If it looks tough, it's damn well impossible....
Strano's Law: When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.

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