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Theory of Selective Supervision: The one time during the day you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks by.
Thiessen's Law of Gastronomy: The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the roll.
Thine's Law: Nature abhors people.
Third Law for Freelance Artists: The rush job you spent all night on won't be needed for at least two days.
Third Law of Committo-Dynamics: Those most opposed to serving on committees are made chairmen.
Third Law of Kitchen Confusion: You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare.
Example: If you make roast turkey, you will be complimented on the baked potato....
Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
Tillis's Organizational Principle: If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it.
If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is....
Todd's First Two Political Principles: 1. No matter what they're telling you, they're not telling you the whole truth.
2. No matter what they're talking about, they're talking about money....
Tracey's Time Observation: Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

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