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The Snafu Equation: The bit of information most needed is least available.
Snider's Law: Nothing can be done in one trip.
Sociology's Iron Law of Oligarchy: In every organized activity a small number of participants will become the oligarchical leaders and the others will follow.
Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.
Soper's Law: Any bureaucracy reorganized to enhance efficiency is immediately indistinguishable from its predecessor.
Souder's Law: Repetition does not establish validity.
Spark's First Rule for Managers: Strive to look tremendously important.
Spark's Second Rule for Managers: Attempt to be seen with important people.
Spark's Third Rule for Managers: Speak with authority
however, expound only on the obvious and proven facts....
Special Law: The workbench is always untidier than last time.
General Law: The chaos in the universe always increases....

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