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Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crud.
Sutin's Second Law: The most useless computer tasks are the most fun to do.
Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts loudest has the floor.
Taylor's Law of Tailoring: No matter how many alterations, cheap pants never fit.
Telesco's First Law of Nursing: All the IV's are at the other end of the hall.
Telesco's Second Law of Nursing: There are two kinds of adhesive tape
he one that won't stay on and the one that won't come off....
Tenenbaum's Law of Replicability: The most interesting results happen only once.
Terman's Law of Innovation: If you want a track team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.
Thal's Law: For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.

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