Rude

ANTICLIMAX -- a boregasm.
ARMY ORGY -- a ball of "WAC's".
ASSHOLE BUDDY -- a bun ami.
AUSTRALIAN ABORTION -- womberang.
AVANT-GARDE -- French chastity belt.
Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
BALL-JOINT SUSPENSION -- a raided brothel.
BEACH FOREPLAY -- getting down to the clitty-gritty.
BEATNIK -- a person who dropped the job but kept the coffee break.
BEATNIK CANNIBAL -- a man who eats three squares a day.

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