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A transplanted Cockney golf groupie is so accessible to the guys on the tour that she's been nicknamed the British Open.
A woman's like a waffle. You want to get one good and warm before you pour the syrup to her.
ADOLESCENCE -- when a lad forsakes his bosom buddy for a bosomed buddy.
ADOLESCENT INTERCOURSE -- teenster's union.
Adopting the metric system would have certain psychological advantages -- such as being able to claim 18 centimeters instead of seven inches.
AGENT PROFUCKATEUR -- a plainclothes cop who entraps streetwalkers into solicitation.
AIRCRAFT CARRIER -- a stewardess with V.D.
ALASKAN HOOKER -- frostitute.
ALIMONY -- buying gas for another man's car.
ALIMONY -- having an ex-husband you can bank on.
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