Rude

Rude

Home › Fortune Cookies › Rude

Did you hear about the cinema buff that's very excited by current trends in films -- the hero still gets the girl in the end, but he's never sure which end it will be.
Did you hear about the compulsive gambler who drove to Las Vegas, pulled up to a parking meter, put a dime in -- - and lost his car.
Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator who got off between floors.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed shoe fetishist who was always getting off on the wrong foot.
Did you hear about the cynic who claims that "Xerox" never comes out with anything original.
Did you hear about the cynical husband who says it's better to have loved and lost than to have loved and won.
Did you hear about the desperate fellow with the frigid wife who bought a water bed and filled it with antifreeze.
Did you hear about the dissatisfied transplant patient who demanded that the surgeon replace his brand-new penis.
It seems that it rejected his hand....
Did you hear about the drunken midget who walked into a home for girls and kissed everybody in the joint.
Did you hear about the elderly gentleman who was stung on the privates by a bee and asked the doctor to relieve the pain but leave the swelling.

< previous

11

12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
72
next >