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Did you hear about an entrepreneur whose idea is to set up weight-guessing stands in singles bars.
It could be referred to as a weigh-a-lay plan....
Did you hear about an establishment near Parliament in our nation's capital that caters to kinky tastes.
There's a House whip in attendance, of course....
Did you hear about an inexperienced stenographer who discovered that she could lose a lot more than letters behind the files.
Did you hear about an operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy, she humming his parts while he fingers her passages.
Did you hear about How they will call the athletes into line at the start of the 100 metres race at the 1980 Moscow Olympics -- On Your Marx.
Did you hear about one penile desensitizer that's so effective that you have to stroke the tube for five minutes to get the cap off.
Did you hear about the 97-year-old prostitute who got herself listed in the Yellow Pages and now claims to be the oldest trick in the book.
Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife.
Did you hear about the absent-minded exhibitionist who was arrested for exposing his whatchamacalit.
Did you hear about the Acapulco hooker who gives such prodigious head that she's known as the gulp of Mexico.

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