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BOY SCOUT -- a cub scout who ate a brownie.
BOYS' PUBIC HAIR -- sonny tufts.
BREAST-FED -- a female FBI agent.
BROWNIE POINTS -- boobs on a girl scout.
BUFFALO -- a greeting between two nudists.
BUGGERY -- a pop-up in foul territory.
BUST -- an unexpected narc at the door.
CALLGIRL -- a negotiable blond.
CAMP FOLLOWERS -- the fug-of-war team.
CAUTION is never asking, "Do you still respect me?" SELF-PRESERVATION is not admitting that you don't.
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