Rude

Rude

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Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
Did you hear about the existence of a Black Panther-gay lib group known as the African violets.
Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife so he fired them.
Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start procrastinating but never got around to it.
Did you hear about the fellow who got ten years for pumping ethyl behind the station.
Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register of particularly accommodating girls.
He refers to it as his blew book....
Did you hear about the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea.
Did you hear about the female activist who went berserk during a demonstration and attacked a karate-trained cop with a deadly weapon.
She ended up a chopped libber....

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