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CONCEITED PRIEST -- an altar ego.
CONDOM -- rubber check.
CONDOMPLATION -- deciding if she's worth spending a rubber on.
Confucious says: Dirty old fellow like chinese laundry man -- always does own laundry by hand.
Confucius say: "Man who eats tennis shoes is likely to pass sneakers.
Confucius say: "Man who stands under naked woman on ladder likely to get rung ideas.
CONNOISSEUR -- a man who collects old masters and young mistresses.
CONTRACEPTIVE JELLY -- antipersonnel balm.
COPULATION -- sex between consenting police officers.
COUNTERFEIT MONEY -- homemade bread.
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