Rude

Rude

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Cuddle up a little closer, it is a little shorter than you think.
CUMMERBUND -- german sex club.
CUNNILINGUS (Japanese definition) -- consluctive cliticism.
Cynicism among C.B. hookers has reached the point where one of them is reported to have said, "Never give a breaker an even suck!
DAISY CHAIN -- a group of people getting their head together.
DAISY CHAIN -- coming full circle.
DECOY STREETWALKER -- a flatfoot floozy.
DEMIJOHN -- a rest room for midgets.
Did you hear about a chap who wanted to borrow $10,000 for a sex-change operation.
As collateral, he offered to put up the family jewels....
Did you hear about a new chain of funeral parlors that have crematories right on the premises.
They've registered the trade name Wake & Bake....

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