Rude

Rude

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Did you hear about the aging ingenue who thinks the best way to keep her youth is never to introduce him to other girls.
Did you hear about the ambitious secretary who walked into her boss's office and demanded a salary on next week's advance.
Did you hear about the Army noncom who had stripes tattooed on his penis so he could pull rank.
Did you hear about the artificial insemination enterprise in the Middle East called Seeders of Lebanon.
Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
Did you hear about the beautiful woman with lustrous raven tresses who does 100 strokes a night as a beauty treatment.
And after that, if she has any energy left, shhe brushes her hair....
Did you hear about the Biblical straight-arrow who lived life as if there were no Gomorrah.
Did you hear about the bright young student who was awarded a full scholarship to the college of his choice -- it paid for tuition, books, and bail money.
Did you hear about the broad who made love in the back of a hack and wound up with Taxi crabs.
Did you hear about the careless contortionist who accidentally swallowed his pride.

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