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Husband who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
I've taken so many cold showers to fight temptation," the priest told the psychiatrist, "that every time it rains, I get an erection".
I.U.D. -- box spring.
I.U.D. -- womberang.
If sex is a pain in the ass for you. You are doing it wrong.
Illogical as it may seem, the only women whom most men are reluctant to throw bone are the ones they consider real dogs.
IMPEACHMENT -- premature ejaculation.
IMPOTENCE -- lack of response-ability.
IMPOTENT ACTOR -- a boneless ham.
IMPOTENT FLASHER -- public futility.
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