Rude

Rude

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Did you hear about the female lab technician who has asked to be transferred from a genetics-research project because the horny director keeps trying to get into her genes.
Did you hear about the freaky WAC who was court-martialed for contributing to the delinquency of a major.
Did you hear about the French art of self-defense called Tongue Fu.
Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be oral.
Did you hear about the fun-loving young lady who insists she won't even consider marriage until she's gotten some experience under her belt.
Did you hear about the gay tattoo artist who had designs on several of the local sailors.
Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as a night-deposit box in a sperm bank.
Did you hear about the girl who left the promotional orgy at the Sex Device Manufacturers' Convention with a vague feeling of unease.
She didn't know what was eating her....

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