Rude

Rude

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Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
They discovered she'd been embezzling....
Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
Did you hear about the girl with the big wardrobe who started with just a little slip.
Did you hear about the guru who refused Novocain while having a tooth pulled because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
Did you hear about the guy who couldn't find his way to the orgy -- you might say he lost his ball bearings.
Did you hear about the guy who shot his wad in Las Vegas but didn't have time to stay around and try his luck in the casinos.
Did you hear about the guy who was an incurable romantic until penicillin came along.
Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed that he had a fiveskin.
Did you hear about the handsome bachelor Senator who hired a ravishing blonde as his assistant and then made her the object of a long Congressional probe.
Did you hear about the Happy Hooker's next book will be called "The Hollander Tunnel".

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