Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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Excellent day to have a rotten day.
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to work.
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing.
-- R. Gei...
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too....

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