Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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Flappity, floppity, flip The mouse on the mobius strip
The strip revolved, The mouse dissolved In a chronodimensional skip....
Oh, dear, where can the matter be When it's converted to energy?
There is a slight loss of parity. Johnny's so long at the fair....
100 blocks of crud on the disk, 100 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again: 101 blocks of crud on the disk!......
If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.
Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.
Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.
Adult: One old enough to know better.
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.

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