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Good day to let down old friends who need help.
Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.
You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
Vote for Nobody. Nobody kept us out of war.
Vote for Nobody. Nobody can save the economy.
Vote for Nobody. Nobody can help you have a good time.
Vote for Nobody. Nobody will put a chicken in every pot.
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