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Stefan Posthuma
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
Truth will be out this morning (Which may really mess things up).
You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer crashes.
Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to a new town.
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