Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves....
Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certai
and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. --Einstei...
Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!...
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I...
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

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