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According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike office water cooler.
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face.
Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
Surprise due today. Also the rent.
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