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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Drive defensively, buy a tank.
Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting for a dial tone.
UNIX is like sex - if you've tried it, you can't get along without it, if you haven't you really have no idea what the fuss is about.
The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those library books!
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
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