Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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Not far from here, by a white sun, behind a green star, lived the Steelypips, illustrious, industrious, and they hadn't a care
o spats in their vats, no rules, no schools, no gloom, no evil influe...
There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature
hat of paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write....
1.) If the document should exist, it doesn't. 2.) If the document does exist, it's out of date.
3.) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws....
Magpie: A bird whose thievish disposition suggested to someone that it might be taught to talk.
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.
-- H. L. Mencke...
Peace: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -- Mark Twai
We really don't have any enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
Do not bend or fold avoid exposure to all magnetic fields....
The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.
Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

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