Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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Those who can, do. Those who can't, simulate.
Those who can't write, write manuals.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility with?
"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows....
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea.
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!...
On his first day as a bus driver, Maxey Eckstein handed in receipts of $
65. The next day his take was $67. The third day's income was $...
The men sat sipping their tea in silence. After a while the klutz said, "Life is like a bowl of sour cream.
"Like a bowl of sour cream?" asked the other. "Why?" "How should I know? Wh...
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.
Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.

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