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If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
The bigger the mouth, the easier for the dentist...
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
It works better if you plug it in.
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats....
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -- Mark Twai...
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