Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
United Nations, New York, December 25. The peace and joy of the Christmas season was mared by a proclamation of a general strike of all the military forces of the world.
Panic reigns in the hearts o...
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.
It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.
The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball machine increases in direct proportion to how much you hate licorice.
If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't get any ice.
If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup....
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

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