This black guy was walking by a lake. Sitting next to the lake was an old
Chinese guy skipping stones off the water. As he did, they made a sound. They
sounded like this… Change----Chang-Long.

The black guy was amazed. He asked the Chinaman how he did that.

The Chinaman said, "this is an enchanted lake". When you skip a small
stone across the water, it tells you about your immediate ancestry. When you
skip a larger stone, it tells you about your ancient ancestry.

The Chinaman then picked up a larger stone and skipped cross the water.
Long---Dong-Chow was the sound.

The black guy picked up a stone and skipped across the water. Chim---Pan-Ze was
the sound. "BULL SHIT" he said and threw another…Chim---Pan-Ze
again. Really pissed now, he picked up the largest rock he could and threw it
into the water… Ba---Boon!