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Three Chinese gentlemen approach the St. Peter's gates requesting entrance to
heaven. St. Peter informs the three that as they are not Christian, they can not
come in. But after much pleading by the three Chinese men St. Peter agrees to
let them in on one condition: each one must explain a Christian holiday. 
The first man says 'Christmas. Christmas is when young children dress up in
scary costumes, say trick or treat, eat candy. Christmas.' St. Peter says
no. 
The second man says 'Lent. Lent is when everyone gather 'round big fire, cook
hot dog, make e fireworks. Lent.' St. Peter says no. 
The third man says 'Easter. Put man on cross. Man dies on cross. Put man in
tomb. Wait three days. After three days, roll the rock from tomb. Man come out
of tomb. If man see shadow...'