The people of China are most saddened by the passing of their beloved leader,
Deng Xiaoping.
In fact, they've decided to name the automobile produced at the new
Volkswagen factory in Beijing after him. It will be called "The Deng
Beetle."
The current power establishment is already downplaying his significance in
China's history, as evidenced by the latest official press release titled
"Deng wasn't shit!".