A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful
Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date.
She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says
"Yes, but before we do, there's something you must know. I have never had
the sex, but I've read about it." He says that it's not a problem, and they
are married.
On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she's a virgin, she can
choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband. I am
honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, but I've read
about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69. 
The husband looks confused, and
after thinking about it, he says "You want.. the beef and broccoli?"