Once upon a time, there lived two brothers - elder one named "Da Niu"
(Big Cow), younger one called "Xiao Niu" (Little Cow). They were both
English educated. Da Niu could not understand Chinese at all while Xiao Niu
managed to write some simple sentences.

There lived one lady - a very very pretty and sexy Chinese lady opposite their
flat. Both brothers were hungry to "eat" this lady, but they kept
their desire to themselves.

Finally, Da Niu disclosed to Xiao Niu his lustful desire for this lady and
requested Xiao Niu to write this lady a loveletter on behalf of himself.
Definitely, Xiao Niu was upset and tried to sabotage his brother. So Xiao Niu
wrote a note and flew it over to the lady: "Da Niu Bi Jiao Lan" (Da
Niu is lazier).

To Xiao Niu surprise, this did not make the lady disappointed about Da Niu but
instead she so delighted when she saw this note and immediately hooked herself
to Da Niu.

Guess why? The lady has read sentences from right to left.