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What a Chinese Restaurant Menu might sound like.
SUC MI PUGODA
CUNTONESE CUISINE
6969 Fellatio Blvd.
Escondildo, CA 12698
281-6969
A LA CARTE
DINNER COMBINATIONS
$2.69 each
Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookie
Cum Drop Soup
1. Goo In Hand..............$9.69
Fresh every 2.7 days
For those dining alone
Pee Yu Platter
2. Goo Wee Chick............$6.99
Clothes pins extra
Sloppy seconds no extra charge
Hoo Flung Poo
3. Cum Too Soon..............$6.99
Napkins and raincoats provided
Order early, these go fast
Suc Sum Tit
4. Suc Mi Wang..............$6.99
Children's Special
Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
Yung Poon Tang
5. Sum Dum Chick............$4.69
No take out orders
You get what you pay for
LUNCHEON SPECIALS
6. Fuc Mei Slo..............$6.69
Not available after 10:00 PM
Sum Yung Chick........$6.99
7. Lik Mi Clit..............$6.99
Different and Delicious
A Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy
Won Hung Lo...........$6.99
8. Cho Kon It...............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated
Sum Dum Fuc...........$9.69
9. Fuc Sum Now..............$6.99
Same As #1 But With Extra Sauce
For Those In A hurry
Chu Sum Twat..........$16.99
10. Wai Tu Yung..............$4.99
Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More
Not Available On School Nights
Suc Mi Pork...........$9.69
11. Tung Sum Chick...........$8.99
Chef's Special
Chef's Special
Fuc Yu Man............$6.69
12. Sum Gulp Cum.............$9.69
Speciality of The House
Low Cal Diet Special