A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the maitred' that there
will be at least a twenty minute wait, would he like to wait in the bar. He goes
into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?" 
The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist." 
The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says,
"Once upon time was *four* little pig..."