The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in
disgust as a man in muddy hipwader boots, torn jeans, a dirty leather
jacket, with long, stringy dirty hair, and a beard full of old crumbs
of food marched right towards him.
The man said, "Yo, bucko, where's your crapper?"
The headwaiter calmly replied, "Go down the hall and turn left. When
you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen', pay absolutely no attention to it
and go right inside."