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Honeymoon

A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman
changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly
up at her new hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a
virgin."

The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell
his father.

His father comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If
she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough
for ours."
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