All drivers for Red Ball Express had orders to never ever pick up
hitchhikers. Ol' Freddy was high-ballin' down the highway and saw an
unbelievably stunning blonde hitch-hiking. Thinking with the wrong
head, he pulled over and picked her up. Travelling down the highway,
she leaned forward and looked in the rearview mirror.

"You have a flat back there on the trailer," she said. Freddy pulled
over, went back to have a look. While he was back there, the blonde
slid over and drove off. Freddy was now pissed off. Soon, a motorcycle
gang pulled up, beat the crap out of him and left Freddy naked and
broke. Another Red Ball Express driver saw Fred and recognized him.

"Fred, you okay?" he asked. Fred told him the entire story.

"Oh, Fred," said the driver, unzipping his pants. "This just isn't
your day."