There was this redneck that walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
While he was waiting on his drink he noticed a jar of money sitting on
the counter. When the bartender came back the redneck asked the
bartender about the money.

The bartender replied, "Well, this money is for the goat we have
outside."

The redneck was puzzled so he asked again. "What exactly is this money
for."

The bartender replied. "Well, We have a goat outside and he just lays
there and never moves or hollers or anything and who ever can make him
holler gets this money."

So the redneck finished him beer and goes outside.

He comes back in and the goat is laughing so hard and can't stop. The
bartender askes how he did it and the Redneck won't answer. So the
redneck walks out of the bar with the money.

A week later the Redneck comes in and sees the same bartender. He
orders the same thing. And this time he sees another jar of money. He
askes the bartender what this money was for.

The bartender replies "Well, ever sence you got that goat to laugh, we
can't get him to stop. So we made another jar. Who ever can get that
goat to stop laughing gets the money."

So, just like last time he finished his beer and went out side.

Well when he came in, the goat was crying. The bartender was wondering
how he did it and the redneck replied, "A redneck never lets out his
secrets."

So, he took his money and left.

About a week later the redneck came back and he saw another jar of
money. So, he asked the bartender what this jar was. The bartender
replied "Well, you have us all wondering how you did it. First you
made him laugh then you made him cry and we want to know how you did
it."

The redneck just sat there laughing. He says "Well, to make him laugh,
I told him my penis was bigger than his and to make him cry, well, I
proved it to him."